She Walks In Beauty

Today I’m going to contend with that person, whoever it was, who wrote several jokey lines on the subject “Why women are like computers”. I’m choosing computers to bitch about to, simply because my broadband signal has vanished, and I’ve been consigned to dialup doom for the weekend (seeing as those brilliant customer services people answer your calls on weekends, but certainly don’t intend to do anything about it until Monday, for Chrissakes…). I thought I’d vent a little spleen while I waited for my latest gallery files to upload, as it is taking hours, and costing me money by the minute to boot. Such is life – more ups and downs than a hooker’s knickers…

So, my first bone of contention to pick with the purveyor of this immortal prose, is line number 1:
Nobody, even their creator understands their internal logic

Ok, so you can ultimately figure out a computer’s internal logic, or you can just shut it down and call someone. But is it as much fun as figuring out the crazy mental patterns of your latest girl? And at the end of it all, even if you don’t figure out the logic, you can kiss her, and she will be warm and soft, and will probably lead to some very nice feelings. Can you kiss a computer? If, after spending all day trying to figure out the internal logic of your machine, you get down and plant a big smackerooni on your PC’s DVD-tray, then I put it to you that you are a sick pervert. Other people have probably found all kinds of ingenious ways to try out parts of their computer for sexual gratification, but I really don’t want to go into that! The fact is, at the end of the day, when you’ve ended the pointless quest to understand a girl’s internal logic, it’s good to let the animal instincts take over, quit trying to understand her, and start trying to kiss her. A few girls I wouldn’t mind having a go at kissing today are Strawberry Sandy, Sweet Natural Girl, My Mary Anne, Karen, Amy, Lucy, Stacy Online and of course my eternal favourites Tiffany Teen and Skye Model

I’m sure you’ll agree that kissing any of these girls (or maybe even doing a little more than kissing) is infinitely preferable to trying to figure out their logic, and even more preferable than trying to figure out computers. Can a computer dance? Does a computer feel all nice and soft when you touch it? Maybe in the future, but for now women are far more pleasant to try to work out, and if we don’t understand their logic, we should acknowledge that the female is a mystery and mysteries require exploration. As for computers, well, they are nothing more than babe blog machines!

Damn, the dreadful dialup is killing me, so I’m gonna have to turn this sucker off for the day. I’ll carry on exporing this rich vein of thought I’ve discovered tomorrow (and if you don’t hear from me, I might well be talking to Seanna on her webcam!)

Or maybe I’ll be with Lexi Teen – now there’s another young lady worth kissing!