She Walks In Beauty

Thank God for beautiful girls like Tiffany Teen and Karen Dreams on a day like this. When I pray for wetness, this isn’t exactly what I was asking for for – rain, rain, rain, and temperatures cooler than I’ve ever remembered for a day in July in England. Ah well, thank the wet heavens for girls like Alyssa Teen, Lexi Teen, and Amazing Aila to keep me warm. Just look at their beautiful faces and hot female bodies! Click on them for more!!

Now if you possibly can, let’s get back to my rambling interpretation of the joke about women and computers. Ok, it was a joke, and it was funny, but I can’t have my favourite thing denigrated even if its in a lighthearted way. Women are not like computers – they’re softer, and nicer to touch, for one thing, but let’s move on to number four:

4. The message, “Bad command or file name” is about as informative
as, “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going
to tell you.”

If she’s mad at you, you’ve done something wrong. Believe me. Do you expect her to tell you? When she holds the key to your heart (not to mention the clasp on her bra and the zipper on her skirt) are you really going to get upset about a few communicational oddities? A babe’s brain works in a different way to all the other species in the known universe, but it couldn’t be further from the way a computer’s brain operates. A computer is supremely logical – if it says “bad command or file name” it means it – sooner or later you can figure out the correct command or find the right file name and the damn thing will start to process the information. Girls do not operate on logical principles. On Monday you can bring her flowers and you’ll have done the wrong thing. On Tuesday you can NOT bring her flowers, and that will be wrong. On Wednesday, you try the flowers again, but they’re the wrong kind of flowers. See – no logic whatsoever! But when you do accidentally get it right, the rewards are great. She could whisper “bad command or file name” in your ear, and you wouldn’t care about it as her hands started roaming over your body, and yours over hers. Ultimately, she will be very forgiving, even if you do keep making her made (whereas that computer will keep spewing the “bad command or file name” message until you either get it right or destroy the fucker with a sledgehammer…

Do not, whatever you do, attempt to destroy your girl with a sledgehammer. It may be illegal in your country or state, but you would lose much more than your freedom. To paraphrase Keats, a teen of beauty is a joy forever. Well, if not forever, at least until she matures into a beautiful young woman, and if you like Milfs, she’s OK for a good few years…

Yep, I’m rambling now. Ah well, only one more thought to unpick in this thread tomorrow, and then I will be able to move on. But for now, let’s look at some more beautiful sexy babes!